when youre trying to get somewhere but the person in front of you is walking extremely slow
I feel like I’ve been eating all damn day
I had cup of noodles for lunch, some Takis, some Doritos, dinner, some more chips & some ramen
I usually don’t eat this much but I eat when I’m bored.
REALLY trying to get to Silver. Won 2 ranked today, 8 more to go before I get qualified. I cannnnoooooottttt be bronze anymore.
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
if i had my licence the only thing i’d use it for is mcdonalds at 3am