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basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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daddyleglongs:

I DONT FUCKING GET IT. HOW IN THE FUCK IS THIS AN ADAM SANDLER MEME? HE NEVER SAID THAT.

IS IT SUPPOSED TO BE HIM SAYING IT? OR AM I SUPPOSED TO READ IT IN HIS VOICE? THIS SHIT MAKES ME SO MAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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fagmobs:

getmad-govegan:

being vegan is so emotionally draining like i can’t even look at someone drinking a milkshake without wanting to cry this is ridiculous if your ‘food’ makes me emotionally distressed that might be a sign that it’s not good 

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